Just In Time For Thanksgiving: Pills To Make Your Farts Smell Like Roses Or Chocolate

November 26, 2014

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Seen here looking like hipster Clown Santa, French inventor Christian Poincheval poses with a CG version of a pill he invented that can allegedly make farts smell like roses, violets or chocolate. The pills contain 100% all-nature ingredients (i.e. fennel, blueberries and seaweed) and cost €10 (~£8, ~$12.50) per jar of 60 pills. Obviously, I recommend taking at least two bottles before sitting down to Thanksgiving dinner.

Mr Poincheval said he came up with the idea for the pills one evening when he was enjoying a hearty meal with some friends.


"Our farts were so smelly we were nearly suffocated. Something had to be done," he said.

So he began researching natural ingredients that would reduce flatulence and after months of experimentation came up with the recipe for his pills.

"Our farts were so smelly we were nearly suffocated. Something had to be done." Yeah, no f***ing kidding something had to be done. You should have FOUND SOME NEW FRIENDS. You know, some friends that can exercise a little discretion and not let their sphincters go flapping around like flags in a breeze.

Thanks to Thaylor H, who informed the best way to mask the smell of a fart is to do it at least 20-yards away from another person, preferably in the woods (the bears will just have to deal with it).

  • meathouse

    I wonder how these work on semen. My semen is the worst. Smells like soap. It's like pumping bathroom soap from a dispenser and into your mouth. I'd probably get more BJs if my semen smelled like vanilla or chocolate or whatever.

    As for my farts, who cares? I like ripping super smelly ones. The smellier the better. It's how I know I'm a man and that I'm in charge of a room.

  • Looks like a "Dave"

    This is much better than his previous invention.... Roses that smell like farts.

  • Xockszky

    It's a scam.

  • MustacheHam

    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    Chocolate is sweet,
    My farts smell like all three. ;)

  • Wiley

    Pull my finger, it smells like shit in here.

  • Mister Cerberus

    What about Roses chocolate?

  • The_Wretched

    First off, very sexy to have his buttons undone so far. Second off, won't this just be a scent nightmare like a stinky person in perfume? Yeah, I can't help but smell the perfume but the stinky is still there right under it.

  • Jenness

    HAHAHA that reminds me of that Mrs. Brown's boys episode where she had "curry tummy" and diarrhea and kept spraying pine spray and her son said "It smells like someone sh*t a Christmas tree" HAHAHAHAHA

  • Jenness

    This needs to be dumped in the gravy at Thanksgiving as a "secret ingredient" so the house gets a nice parfum odour thanks to gassy relatives

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