A Chinese programmer recently saved up 500,000 yuan (~$81,640) to buy 99 new iPhone 6's, then arranged them in a heart to propose to his girlfriend in front of their friends. She said no, presumably because 1) proposing with iPhones is the least romantic thing ever and/or 2) she's a Samsung Galaxy S5 kinda girl. Still, I can't help but feel sorry for the guy. Well, I guess there's only one thing to do when your girlfriend refuses your marriage proposal. "Kill yourself?" God no, I was going to say go after her sister. Remember: If you can't make her your wife, at least make her an in-law. An old man at the bar told me that.
Thanks to Mycropht, who is smart enough to know the real way to a woman's heart is proposing with Kindles.