I'm So F***ed Up: New Bottle Attachment Allows You To Bong Beer And Weed Simultaneously

November 4, 2014

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Note: Video contains a nice f-bomb at 0:57. Of course, if you're watching a video at work about bonging a beer and smoking weed at the same time, that probably isn't an issue.

This is a video of the Knockout 5-in-1. It's a $30 beer bottle top attachment (currently available for January delivery -- sorry, Christmas listers) that allows a user to turn any bottle into a beer bong, traditional water bong, and gravity bong. Plus you can use the device as a beer bong and gravity bong simultaneously, leaving you with a bottle full of smoke to inhale after the filter beer is chugged. I'm gonna get so f***ed up! Will I get the spins and puke again?! The vomit stain beside the couch from last time says probably so! Just kidding, it says 'HELP' scratched into it with a fingernail (I got too high and thought my heart stopped).

Keep going for the demonstration video.

Thanks to DK, who keeps throwing barrels at me even though I told him I have zero interest in rescuing that woman he's been carrying around.

  • disqus_RebucddMJX

    This is stupid, yea lets just fucking drink bong water (in this case beer). Fucking gross.

  • moedin1

    made by Canadians! got to love it - nothing to do in the Great White North but smoke and drink!

  • I'm pretty surprised at the split reception on this one. I figured this would be right in the Geekologie wheelhouse.

  • Fred

    Or you could just cut out the middleman and drink your beer directly out of an ashtray...

  • Ollie Williams

    I would not recommend this. I know this probably looks fun or funny to bring out at a party, but large amounts of alcohol and cannabis do not mix well. I say this from experience.

  • ODwanKenObi

    From experience, I can say they happen to mix very well. I agree, I wouldn't use this contraption tho.

  • Ollie Williams

    I had a horrible white out about a decade ago due to large amounts of alcohol and cannabis. Of course, I was not a regular smoker back then. Maybe now it wouldn't be an issue, but I typically choose one or the other, and most often, cannabis wins. Hangovers suck.

  • ODwanKenObi

    Cannabis always wins. Agreed.

  • asdfasdf

    ...so you either belch smoke or drown in beer?

  • rf34eweswf

    What have they done...

  • Vlad

    SCIENCE!!!!

  • Randy Hodne

    @zguess

    Thomas Dolby reference? >I guess

  • Vlad

    YES!!!

  • Jai Mico

    Why!!!WTF hahaha

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