Idiot Puts Glowstick In Microwave, It Blows Up In His Face

November 10, 2014

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This is a video of Jack the stupid idiot microwaving a glowstick and it exploding in his face and eyeballs. Then he cries like a baby and calls his dad in to help, who yells at him (and is pissed Jack decided to do this in such a beautiful shirt) and calls him a dingaling. That part brought me great joy.

Also, go check out our sister site Hedonistica for more of the internet's latest videos. Maybe you'll learn something. Jack here? Jack has a f***ing ton of learning to do.

Thanks to E V I L A R E S, who is so evil he made that glowstick explode with his mind.

  • The name of his Youtube channel says it all

  • Danny Rucker

    Lol, him walking around blind is the best part. You ruined that awesome shirt, you ding-a-ling!

  • shashi

    i am jacks vision, i help jack... ooh wait. i used to help jack see.

  • Sebastiann Elegant√© Neely

    From the dad's reaction, this isn't the first time Jack has done something incredibly stupid.

  • Xockszky

    Poor guy ruined his beautiful awesome shirt, probably went blind, and acted like a special kid in front of the whole internet. VIRAL VIDEO!

  • Leland_Gaunt

    This is obviously a viral marketing ploy for the new Phantom of the Opera remake. Supposedly, Sophia "Coochie Coochie" Vergara was set to play Christine, but she had to pull out at the last minute due to a freak accident involving a glass dildo and a tub of Country Crock. Ah, Hollywood.

  • Conor Ghame

    God Dammit Jack!

  • my kid has heated chemicals in his eye, BUT HIS BEAUTIFUL, AWESOME, SHIRT!!!!

  • adfasdfadfs

    I am jack's awesome shirt

  • failtuna

    Also, this video has slow motion as a setting. Makes 1:00 through to 1:10 even more funny.

  • failtuna

    Yeah, those things are full of glass. Hot liquid and glass shards, perfect for your eyes.
    What a twat.

  • adfasdfadfs

    you mean a dingaling

  • failtuna

    Yeah, dingaling.

  • Clampity

    omg that ring tone guys
    that ring tone

  • This kid is going places. I bet he wins a Darwin Award and I suspect it will be sooner rather than later.

  • Ollie Williams

    You can't win a Darwin Award unless you die.

  • Bad Boy Bubby

    I don't know what to do if it's in your eyes....funny....i said the same thing to my girlfriend last night

  • nopenopenope7

    I did the same thing to your girlfriend last night too!

  • Bad Boy Bubby

    Thats why it's called a bukkake...

  • This is why we can't have nice things. And by 'we' I mean the human race.

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