I Don't Have 11 Friends: 12-Person Recliner Rocking Chair

November 13, 2014


This is Wover The Woven Rocker, a rocking room on display at the Seattle Design Festival with recliners for 12-people to stretch out and all get seasick together. You even been seasick before? It sucks. Happens to me all the time and I've never been on a boat in the ocean before. "You do know there's a difference between seasick and hungover, right?" You feel bad and you puke -- what's the difference? I love how you're always pretending to be some sort of doctor.

Keep going for a couple more shots.



Thanks to me, for daydreaming of sitting in a rocking chair on the porch with a glass of spiked lemonade and shooting a soda can in the yard with a pellet gun.

  • afterooster

    that is what willy wonka gave charlie's family.

  • MustacheHam

    hmm..a ride one can relax and uses no power source.

  • Captain Matticus, LP Inc.

    Did Jesus make this? I can just imagine him and the disciples lounging around one Sabbath, when Judas appears.

    Jesus: Hey, Judas! I'm sorry, but there are only 12 seats. My mistake.

    Judas glares before responding...
    "You'll pay. You'll all pay!!!"
    points finger at our Lord and Savior
    "Especially You!!"
    Storms off

    As soon as he's out of ear shot, Jesus waves his hands around and says, "ooooo...." The other disciples laugh.

  • Haahaha I liked the "ooooo...." part. nice comment

  • Jenness

    We need a video of this - how far can it rock? Like really really rock or just a dull to and fro? There needs to be an element of "This might hurt" for me to be on board with it.

  • Andrew Newton

    Finally have a place to park my grandparents when I go shopping downtown!

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