Wow, with a face like that who could say no?
NOTE: Video is entirely NSFW from 1:30 to 3:30 on account of simulated sex acts and dirty talk. I blushed and I'm home alone. Also, don't watch the end either. People are monsters.
With the release of Grand Theft Auto V on the XBox One and Playstation 4 comes the ability to play the game in first-person mode and, you guessed it, get it on with a prostitute and view it JUST LIKE YOU'RE REALLY THERE. Except you are not really there, you are on the couch holding a video game controller with the volume on the TV down so low you can barely hear it so your parents/girlfriend in the next room DEFINITELY can't hear it. Your life makes me so sad.
Keep going for the WTF was that demo.
Thanks to PYY, who agrees there are going to be a lot of teenage boys gathered around a TV during a sleepover this weekend.