Fill It With Ammo, Fat Man: A Tactical Christmas Stocking

November 21, 2014

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This is the Tactical Holiday Stocking available from ThinkGeek ($20). It's a great way to let Santa know the kind of stuff you'd like your stocking to be stuffed with: guns, knives, ammo, spray cheese, airplane bottles, fireworks, lotto scratchers, nudie magazines -- all the survival necessities.

Thanks to Mark W, who informed me it doesn't matter what my stocking looks like, it's still gonna wind up filled with reindeer shit the same as every year.

  • the antagonist

    For the gear-queer in your life.

  • chad

    Tactical, GW!... First!

  • GeneralDisorder

    Tacticool! Like "dude, look at me! I like Call of Duty!"

    As much as I like guns, I don't dig on accessories beyond plain old optics of any variety.

  • JJtoob

    I can't decide if I should upvote you because of the correction, or downvote you for being a firstie, and I absolutely CAN'T just remain neutral... #virutalworldproblems

  • choo choo goes the train

    ahahhahahhahah, by Friday afternoon my brain is so gone

  • JEANLLowe

    By doing­ t­his o­nlin­e job you ca­n fulfill ­your dreams. Imagine, yo­u have more time for your friend­s and family,­ for your hobbies an­d trav­els. The only th­ing you need is a computer and an internet connection. By doing this job you are not tied to th­e house or ­any place, and the money is coming. This is not a­ spam or a scam and you can be sure of­ ­­that b­y follo­wing this link. . -> VISIT HERE ­TO LEAR­N MO­RE!!! <-

    It so­unds unbelie­va­ble but you wont forgive yourself if you don’t check it.

  • Proteon

    Thanks for this shit GW!

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