Fill It With Ammo, Fat Man: A Tactical Christmas Stocking

November 21, 2014

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This is the Tactical Holiday Stocking available from ThinkGeek ($20). It's a great way to let Santa know the kind of stuff you'd like your stocking to be stuffed with: guns, knives, ammo, spray cheese, airplane bottles, fireworks, lotto scratchers, nudie magazines -- all the survival necessities.

Thanks to Mark W, who informed me it doesn't matter what my stocking looks like, it's still gonna wind up filled with reindeer shit the same as every year.

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