Eating Your Feelings: The Whole-Pint Ice Cream Scoop

November 25, 2014

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This is the Giant Ice Cream Scoop available from Hammacher Schlemmer. It costs $60 *spit-takes rainbow sprinkles* and scoops out a whole pint. Alternatively, buy Ben & Jerry's. That's what I do. I don't even need a spoon, I just peel back the paper as I eat my way down. Does this shirt make me look fat? "No, you just are fat." Cool, that's what I thought.

Thanks to PYY, who buys those big gallon buckets of ice cream because you can wear the bucket as a cool helmet when you're done.

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