This is Illinois Slim's Smoker Steam Train Engine (previously on Geekologie: this beautiful steampunk train grill). It's got all the bells and whistles (literally -- it has a bell and whistle). Plus several places to vent the steam so you can pretend you're a real train engineer. ALL ABOARD -- next stop, my famous choo choo chicken. "Put some pants on." Please, this is my train fantasy, not yours.
Keep going for Illinois Slim giving a rundown of the smoker.
Thanks to E V I L A R E S, who is so evil he runs around at BBQ competitions opening the vents on people's smokers so their meat doesn't finish on time and they lose the blue ribbon. Ice cold!