2 Birds With 1 Stone: Doritos Flavored Mountain Dew

November 7, 2014


Mountain Dew recently conducted taste tests for new flavors at Kent State University. The flavors included Lemon Ginger, Mango Habanero, and "Mountain Dew Dewitos." Thankfully, Redditor joes_nipples was there to try the abomination. Man, why can't my nipples have a Reddit account? SPOILER: because my penis is always hogging the keyboard.

According to joes_nipples, the liquid Doritos drink tasted "like if you shoved a handful of Doritos in your mouth and chugged some Dew at the same time."

"It honestly wasn't that disgusting," wrote joes_nipples on Reddit. "It tasted like orange with a doritos aftertaste. It tasted like straight doritos afterwards though. Weirdest thing I've ever drunk."

Oh joes_nipples, if Doritos flavored Mountain Dew is honestly the weirdest thing you've ever tasted, you have NOT LIVED. I don't even think that would make the top twenty weirdest drinks I've ever tasted. You bet me a dollar, and I'll drink pretty much anything you put in front of me. Just make sure to put it in front of my good eye though, because I have tried antifreeze before.

Thanks to Jillian, who agrees each bottle should come with a packet of Doritos dust to season the rim of your glass.

  • adfasdfadfs

    that only sounds unpleasant

  • Greg Whitten

    This is why we can't have nice things

  • C-Basstian

    Firstly, eww... Secondly, I believe you mean drank sir. Drrrraaaannnk

  • Emmitt Morgans

    I believe "drank" would require it to be purple...

    ...or for the individual in the OP to have used the past tense as opposed to the past participle.

  • Guest

    not stoner caughsyrup "drank"

    drank like the cheap sugar water black people consume in place of juice.

    grape drank -purple stuff
    apple drank -green

    whatever flavor the red stuff is supposed to be...fruity punch drink?

    edit- https://www.youtube.com/wat...

  • J Doe

    The joke/reference is probably flying over my head, but "drunk" is the past participle so it's correct.

  • "Dewitos: Who wants diarrhea?!"

  • Emmitt Morgans

    This has got to be the worst thing that has ever happened to Kent State University...

  • Brian

    This has got to be the best comment that has ever happened to Geekologie...

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