2 Birds With 1 Stone: Doritos Flavored Mountain Dew

November 7, 2014


Mountain Dew recently conducted taste tests for new flavors at Kent State University. The flavors included Lemon Ginger, Mango Habanero, and "Mountain Dew Dewitos." Thankfully, Redditor joes_nipples was there to try the abomination. Man, why can't my nipples have a Reddit account? SPOILER: because my penis is always hogging the keyboard.

According to joes_nipples, the liquid Doritos drink tasted "like if you shoved a handful of Doritos in your mouth and chugged some Dew at the same time."

"It honestly wasn't that disgusting," wrote joes_nipples on Reddit. "It tasted like orange with a doritos aftertaste. It tasted like straight doritos afterwards though. Weirdest thing I've ever drunk."

Oh joes_nipples, if Doritos flavored Mountain Dew is honestly the weirdest thing you've ever tasted, you have NOT LIVED. I don't even think that would make the top twenty weirdest drinks I've ever tasted. You bet me a dollar, and I'll drink pretty much anything you put in front of me. Just make sure to put it in front of my good eye though, because I have tried antifreeze before.

Thanks to Jillian, who agrees each bottle should come with a packet of Doritos dust to season the rim of your glass.

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