Zombie Toothpicks (Make Everything Less Appetizing)

October 1, 2014


These are the reusable plastic zombie toothpicks available from Brazilian design company Meninos. $11 gets you a bag of six green and six gray zombies to poke in your *eyeballing photo* what is that, fried cheese? Fried okra? Fried okra is hands down one of my top five favorite foods. I could eat some with every meal and never get tired of it. Same goes for a mixed-berry crumble and a scoop of vanilla ice cream. I'm pretty sure that's my favorite dessert. Did I ever tell you about the birthday where my girlfriend made a little soufflé size berry crumble and wanted me to eat it off her body? She burnt herself pretty bad, had to do the hospital. Plus ruined the sheets. Not that I care about the sheets, I'm just trying to provide details so you know I'm not lying. I am lying though -- it was really peach cobbler because fresh berries were out of season.

Keep going for a couple more shots.



Thanks to E V I L A R E S, who's so evil he always double-dips at parties even when he knows he's sick.

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