WTF IS THAT?!: Premium Handjob Glove For Dudes

October 1, 2014

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This is The Handie, a silicon glove made for men to pleasure themselves. It's the perfect glove for the man who's always dreamed of looking down and pretending Iron Man is giving them a furious handjob.

The Handie Is the ultimate men's pleasure product, which utilizes your grip and gives you back control of your pleasure through state-of-the-art design and materials. The Handie's glove design and added features are unlike any other product for men. This is the real deal - an all-in-one gadget for guys! We like to call it, our Finishing Tool.


The Handie has a chamber located on the back of the glove, which can be filled with any water-based lubricant (Use Water Based Lube Only). Just fill with your favorite water based lube, replace, and push on the cap to dispense lubrication into the palm of The Handie for comfort and pleasure.

The Handie comes with a small, removable, vibrating bullet. The vibrator inserts into the pocket located on the pinky finger for a gentle vibration in the perfect sweet spot.

The Handie is currently an IndieGoGo project, and $150 will get you a limited first run edition, and $50 will get you one from the second run. Could you imagine anybody walking in on you when you're using this thing? I mean, getting caught masturbating is embarrassing, but getting caught masturbating with some sort of oven mitt from the future? That's plain awesome and I'd even invite my roommates to come watch. No eye contact though, that's my only rule. I don't want anybody getting the wrong idea and falling in love.

Keep going for a worthwhile video about the glove.

Thanks to The Handie itself, which can apparently send emails.

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