The Top 10 UK & US Celebrity Searches To Score Malware

October 3, 2014


UPDATE: Added US version as well.

Person I've never heard of before Cheryl Cole (I assume that's her in the picture but it could be Dimi Luvato or Areyana Grand for all I know) tops McAfee's annual list of top ten UK celebrities to Google to score free malware for your computer. The whole lists for the UK and US, which surprisingly don't include, "naked celebrity boobs, anybody's, I just wanna see some nipple":

1. Cheryl Cole 2. Daniel Radcliffe 3. Jessie J 4. David Beckham 5. Alesha Dixon 6. Ellie Goulding 7. Pixie Lott 8. Harry Styles 9. Lily Allen 10. Rita Ora
1. Jimmy Kimmel 2. Armin van Buuren 3. Ciara 4. Flo Rida 5. Bruce Springsteen 6. Blake Shelton 7. Britney Spears 8. Jon Bon Jovi 9. Chelsea Handler 10. Christina Aguilera

Well, I can honestly say I have absolutely zero chance of getting malware from any of those sources. Okay, MAYBE Bon Jovi. Still, I'm gonna miss all my pop-ups and viruses. Plan B: turn off my antivirus and go buck wild on some dodgy p0rn sites.

Thanks to Stephen, who prefers to get his malware links from sketchy boner-pill emails.

  • Closet Nerd

    Speaking of Bon Jovi....
    "[GW], your love is like bad medecine...
    bad medicine is what i need!...."

  • Closet Nerd

    Or better yet,
    Speaking of Bon Jovi....
    "[GW], your [posts] [are] like bad medecine...
    bad medicine is what i need!...."

  • MaidoMaido

    Note to UK publicists: pls stop trying to make Rita Ora happen.

  • Jason Christopher

    I have never heard of Cheryl Cole, but I think I like her.

  • Palpable Ovaltine

    I'm guessing they're only pulling data from the UK, because these are all British celebrities.

  • Pwnsauce

    I was about to say I have no idea who these people are except Harry Potter and the soccer player.

  • Bro Jones

    not knowing armin van buuren. wow

  • OrehRatiug

    Who the fuck knows that guy?

  • Pwnsauce

    There were no American searches when post was originally entered. wow chill out "bro".

  • Frédéric Purenne

    Armin what who? Why should I now every girl on the planet because they're somewhat objectively cute?

    Edit : *one google search later* OH! That's a guy's name...

  • RareAwesomeman

    OH SHIT! it is a guy, the hell UK!?

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