The Top 10 UK & US Celebrity Searches To Score Malware

October 3, 2014

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UPDATE: Added US version as well.

Person I've never heard of before Cheryl Cole (I assume that's her in the picture but it could be Dimi Luvato or Areyana Grand for all I know) tops McAfee's annual list of top ten UK celebrities to Google to score free malware for your computer. The whole lists for the UK and US, which surprisingly don't include, "naked celebrity boobs, anybody's, I just wanna see some nipple":

UK
1. Cheryl Cole 2. Daniel Radcliffe 3. Jessie J 4. David Beckham 5. Alesha Dixon 6. Ellie Goulding 7. Pixie Lott 8. Harry Styles 9. Lily Allen 10. Rita Ora
US
1. Jimmy Kimmel 2. Armin van Buuren 3. Ciara 4. Flo Rida 5. Bruce Springsteen 6. Blake Shelton 7. Britney Spears 8. Jon Bon Jovi 9. Chelsea Handler 10. Christina Aguilera

Well, I can honestly say I have absolutely zero chance of getting malware from any of those sources. Okay, MAYBE Bon Jovi. Still, I'm gonna miss all my pop-ups and viruses. Plan B: turn off my antivirus and go buck wild on some dodgy p0rn sites.

Thanks to Stephen, who prefers to get his malware links from sketchy boner-pill emails.

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