Stingin' That Ass: Giant Carved Wood Scorpion Chair

October 10, 2014

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This is the giant carved oak scorpion chair designed and built by Russian artist Vyacheslav Pakhomov. You can buy one for around $5,400. Don't have $5,400 to spend on a giant wooden scorpion chair? WELCOME TO THE CLUB. We meet behind the grocery store and go dumpster diving on Tuesdays and Fridays (the days they throw old bread out). Still, that chair would look cool in my study. Well, my FUTURE study -- I don't actually have a study now. I just have one big room. And by big I mean small. I live in a 340-square feet apartment. Sometimes I get claustrophobic and want to open a window but I don't have any windows so I open the door, then the rats come in and steal my ramen.

Keep going for a lighter wood version of the chair.

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Thanks to Raff, who's holding out for a spider throne that can walk around the room and intimidate visitors.

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