This is the Alien Mind Control mask from The Horror Dome ($98, but currently out of stock). It makes it look like a little alien removed your head and is sitting in a command chair where it used to be, controlling your body. Kinda reminds me of Krang. Is it really mind control though if you don't have a brain anymore? It looks like the little bastard just hardwired himself into the spine. "You're overthinking this." Heck yeah, that means the aliens haven't got me yet. Unless they just made me think about nipples, because that's what I'm doing now.
Keep going for a couple closeups of the awesome mask you can't drink in.
Thanks to DanTheMan, not to be confused with DamnTheMan, which is what I yell when my boss gives a work project to finish over the weekend.