Because Australia, this is a video of two kangaroos duking it out in a suburban neighborhood. Presumably over a lady. They look so crazy it almost seems fake. I never realized how strong kangaroo's tails were and how much they use them to balance, especially when kicking the shit out of an opponent. They actually do more kickboxing than traditional boxing. You know, sometimes I wish I lived in Australia. Then I think about the spiders and wish the whole continent sunk into the ocean.
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Thanks to Genevieve, scuff, and They're Gonna Give You Lap Dances (what!), who agree they should make a Street Fighter game based on these guys.