PROTIP: Turn the volume down, commentary is entirely not worth it.
This is a portrait mode video (I give up) of a couple geniuses ziplining (technically not a zipline but whatever) a couch off the balcony of a 3rd story apartment so they don't have to carry it down the stairs. The video is called 'red neck couch moving', but this definitely not how rednecks move. I lived in Alabama for 10 years, rednecks move by backing their truck up to the trailer and towing it somewhere else. Me? I move the same way I always do: burning the entire apartment building to the ground and starting fresh.
Keep going for the video, then just throw your couch over the balcony when its time to move.
Thanks to E V I L A R E S, who is so evil he always offers to help friends move and even borrow his truck then ignores their calls when the day actually comes.