Mordor In Your Own Backyard: The One Ring Firepit

October 29, 2014


This is the $500 One Ring Firepit made and sold by Etsy shop BohemianAlpDesigns. It's black, holds burning wood, and has the same inscription as the One Ring. You know what I love most about firepits? Burning things. Incriminating evidence, pictures of ex-girlfriends, the broken bones of my enemies -- you name it. I used to even burn my own soiled underwear so my girlfriend wouldn't find them in the trash but then the CDC came after me for creating some sort of new airborne neurotoxin.

A couple less fiery shots after the jump.



Thanks to carey, who tried telling me the inscription on the One Ring is actually the name and address of a Middle Earth pawn shop.

  • The Magnificent Newtboy

    This is actually a really nice idea.

  • Jenness

    It's all fun and games until it starts to glow and the Wraith Kings show up all wanting to eat your barbeque, drink all the beer and steal your spouse to have some wraithy ghost lovin'.

  • Mr Ed

    By Wraith Kings I assume you mean the copyright holders who are killjoys

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