Because who hasn't dreamed of pretending they're banging Headmistress McGonagall or Snape at Hogwarts, this is the Harry Potter themed suite at the Georgian House Hotel in London. It costs £249 (~$400) a night, which is a small price to pay for getting to put on your robe and wizard hat. *casts Lvl. 3 Eroticism*
There are two "Wizard Chamber" bedrooms that come with a four-poster, "Muggle-size" bed; potion bottles; cauldrons and other themed accessories.
The rooms are available as part of a package that includes a "Muggle walking tour" of London, which takes in filming locations and various places that inspired J.K. Rowling.
Are you thinking what I'm thinking? "Almost never." I'm gonna stay there on my honeymoon and start producing some half-blooded princes of my own right away. Now I just need to find a witch to marry me. Thank goodness for magic, amirite? *chugs love potion* Now what? "I'm pretty sure you're supposed to get the person you like to drink the potion and not down it yourself." What? Oh, wow, hey -- you're beautiful. Will you marry me? "No." Okay maybe you were right.
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Thanks to siyah and AI (ai not AL), who heard from a friend of a friend of a friend that Professor Trelawney is the freaky deakiest of all the Hogwarts staff.