London Hotel Offers Harry Potter Themed Suite

October 29, 2014


Because who hasn't dreamed of pretending they're banging Headmistress McGonagall or Snape at Hogwarts, this is the Harry Potter themed suite at the Georgian House Hotel in London. It costs £249 (~$400) a night, which is a small price to pay for getting to put on your robe and wizard hat. *casts Lvl. 3 Eroticism*

There are two "Wizard Chamber" bedrooms that come with a four-poster, "Muggle-size" bed; potion bottles; cauldrons and other themed accessories.

The rooms are available as part of a package that includes a "Muggle walking tour" of London, which takes in filming locations and various places that inspired J.K. Rowling.

Are you thinking what I'm thinking? "Almost never." I'm gonna stay there on my honeymoon and start producing some half-blooded princes of my own right away. Now I just need to find a witch to marry me. Thank goodness for magic, amirite? *chugs love potion* Now what? "I'm pretty sure you're supposed to get the person you like to drink the potion and not down it yourself." What? Oh, wow, hey -- you're beautiful. Will you marry me? "No." Okay maybe you were right.

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Thanks to siyah and AI (ai not AL), who heard from a friend of a friend of a friend that Professor Trelawney is the freaky deakiest of all the Hogwarts staff.

  • ciccio bomba

    indeed looks totally pathetic

  • Syd

    DEPUTY, headmistress...deputy.
    *Pushes nerd glasses further up nose...

  • Bling Nye

    What, no owl stands?! PFFT. Silly muggles.

  • Jenness

    No owl stands, but I hear all the rats walk around with fancy cravats around their neck.

  • Bling Nye


  • Jenness


  • The_Wretched

    Neck ties.

  • Proteon

    Lovely idea, but for four hundred bones a night,that place has the detail and authenticity of a 5th grade school play


    @Blingnigh:disqus my co-worker's sister makes $88 hourly on the laptop. She has been laid off for eight months but last month her check was $14227 just working on the laptop for a few hours. Read more here,.. http://MillionJobs/Plan /details......

  • Proteon

    Christine I believe I saw my roomate driving your co-worker home this morning after I saw them last night together in his car. I loathe to use the phrase "ultra-skank" but he says she claims to have done $14227 worth of blow in just this last month alone. Call me!

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