These are the $21 officially licensed Goonies playing cards available from FireBox. They are awesome. Obviously, I'm going to get a deck and mark them so I can cheat when we play poker. "You drew Sharpie penises on the backs of them all." Pretty subtle, right? The biggest penises are the aces and kings.
Keep going for a couple shots of the packaging.
Thanks to me, for being smart enough to cheat Vegas and make a fortune in the process. Oooor get my ribs broken and banned after one hand.