It's Our Time Down Here: Goonies Playing Cards

October 28, 2014


These are the $21 officially licensed Goonies playing cards available from FireBox. They are awesome. Obviously, I'm going to get a deck and mark them so I can cheat when we play poker. "You drew Sharpie penises on the backs of them all." Pretty subtle, right? The biggest penises are the aces and kings.

Keep going for a couple shots of the packaging.



Thanks to me, for being smart enough to cheat Vegas and make a fortune in the process. Oooor get my ribs broken and banned after one hand.

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