I'm Gonna Be A Space Ranger!: Send Your Name To Mars

October 9, 2014


You have until October 31st to sign up at NASA's Send Your Name To Mars site and have your name included on the Orion test flight in December, as well as future missions beyond Earth's orbit, including at least one to Mars. Unfortunately, our names won't be spelled out in diamonds on a golden plaque like I was hoping. Instead, they'll be included on a dime-sized microchip. And before you ask, yes, I already included one with the name 'GW's 8=====D' because I'm a mature adult and my penis has always dreamed of shooting for the stars (but not Uranus, butts are gross). "Hey -- don't forget us." My balls, ladies and gentlemen! Did you two have something else you wanted to say about space? "Stop cutting us when you're shaving." Jesus, guys, it's not like I do it on purpose!

Thanks to BenK and Jennifer, who also included their pet's names because they refuse to go anywhere without them.

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