WARNING: Tons of Missouri good ol' boy and gurl cussin'. Also, video is disgusting.
This is a video of a guy complaining that a moth flew into his ear and it hurts. Then, when his friends start investigating, they find a BONUS tick inside that he didn't know was there. Eventually, they remove both, making it the most eventful day in Missouri's history, the end.
Keep going for the video, disgusting moth removal at 3:30, then only go outside with earmuffs on.
Thanks to joseph, who agrees the correct response to a moth flying into your ear is diving into the nearest volcano to flush it out.