PROTIP: Seriously, don't read the product description.
Because this is the world (that I want to blow up) that we live in, here's a $60 'Sexy Ebola Containment Suit' Halloween costume being sold over at BrandsOnSale. You know, because you heard something about Ebola on the news and decided you'd get a relevant Halloween costume this year. Plus it's sexy! Double whammy. You know, I was actually planning on going to a Halloween party this year, but now I'm leaning towards just staying home and drinking bleach.
Thanks to Suz, who told me she's going to be Captain Planet this Halloween. Solid choice.