I Give Up: 'Sexy Ebola Containment Suit' Costume

October 27, 2014

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PROTIP: Seriously, don't read the product description.

Because this is the world (that I want to blow up) that we live in, here's a $60 'Sexy Ebola Containment Suit' Halloween costume being sold over at BrandsOnSale. You know, because you heard something about Ebola on the news and decided you'd get a relevant Halloween costume this year. Plus it's sexy! Double whammy. You know, I was actually planning on going to a Halloween party this year, but now I'm leaning towards just staying home and drinking bleach.

Thanks to Suz, who told me she's going to be Captain Planet this Halloween. Solid choice.

  • melisa

    I am melisa from USA,i am very happy today
    because of what the great Dr guru has done in
    my life. I got married to my loving husband 2
    years ago and we were living a happy life
    together as young couples and everything was
    moving on smoothly without any problem, 6
    months later I went to the hospital for
    checkup and the doctor confirmed that I am
    three weeks pregnant with my heart filled
    with joy and my face full of smile and
    laughter I went home hurriedly to brake the
    good news to my dearly husband and he was
    very happy about the news and that night is a
    night I will always live to remember, to cut
    the story short after I have put to birth he was
    very happy, you have to see our bouncing baby
    boy, but along the line and all of a sudden he
    started keeping late night and going to club
    and doing things he don't use to do before,
    and one mourning I confronted him about his
    new attitude but he ignore my advice, but to
    my greatest surprise I discover my husband
    have a mistress in his working place and they
    were seeing each other after work hour. on
    one faithful night my husband came back
    home and started packing all his belongings
    and told me that he is tired of me that he is
    filing for a annulment not knowing that his
    mistress has cast love spell on him that was
    why he was acting strange so I told my friend
    happiness in my working place so she gave me
    this
    contact drgurulovespelltemple@gmail.com an
    d ask me to contact him that he will help me
    to bring back my husband in noon less than
    three days so when I got home I contacted
    him and he told me that my husband is under
    a great love spell but he promise to help bring
    back my husband which he actually did within
    the period of three days. I was surprise to see
    my husband on one blessed mourning
    kneeling at my doorstep asking for my
    forgiveness saying it is the work of the devil
    that he did not know when he did what he has
    done and I forgive him and today we are living
    happily together. all thanks to great Dr. guru
    for his great help in my family for helping me
    to restore my lost joy to my family, in-case
    you have similar case or even worst than my
    own you can contact him with his EMAIL
    ADDRESS: drgurulovespelltemple@gmail.com

  • melisa

    I am melisa from USA,i am very happy today
    because of what the great Dr guru has done in
    my life. I got married to my loving husband 2
    years ago and we were living a happy life
    together as young couples and everything was
    moving on smoothly without any problem, 6
    months later I went to the hospital for
    checkup and the doctor confirmed that I am
    three weeks pregnant with my heart filled
    with joy and my face full of smile and
    laughter I went home hurriedly to brake the
    good news to my dearly husband and he was
    very happy about the news and that night is a
    night I will always live to remember, to cut
    the story short after I have put to birth he was
    very happy, you have to see our bouncing baby
    boy, but along the line and all of a sudden he
    started keeping late night and going to club
    and doing things he don't use to do before,
    and one mourning I confronted him about his
    new attitude but he ignore my advice, but to
    my greatest surprise I discover my husband
    have a mistress in his working place and they
    were seeing each other after work hour. on
    one faithful night my husband came back
    home and started packing all his belongings
    and told me that he is tired of me that he is
    filing for a annulment not knowing that his
    mistress has cast love spell on him that was
    why he was acting strange so I told my friend
    happiness in my working place so she gave me
    this
    contact drgurulovespelltemple@gmail.com an
    d ask me to contact him that he will help me
    to bring back my husband in noon less than
    three days so when I got home I contacted
    him and he told me that my husband is under
    a great love spell but he promise to help bring
    back my husband which he actually did within
    the period of three days. I was surprise to see
    my husband on one blessed mourning
    kneeling at my doorstep asking for my
    forgiveness saying it is the work of the devil
    that he did not know when he did what he has
    done and I forgive him and today we are living
    happily together. all thanks to great Dr. guru
    for his great help in my family for helping me
    to restore my lost joy to my family, in-case
    you have similar case or even worst than my
    own you can contact him with his EMAIL
    ADDRESS: drgurulovespelltemple@gmail.com

  • melisa

    I am melisa from USA,i am very happy today
    because of what the great Dr guru has done in
    my life. I got married to my loving husband 2
    years ago and we were living a happy life
    together as young couples and everything was
    moving on smoothly without any problem, 6
    months later I went to the hospital for
    checkup and the doctor confirmed that I am
    three weeks pregnant with my heart filled
    with joy and my face full of smile and
    laughter I went home hurriedly to brake the
    good news to my dearly husband and he was
    very happy about the news and that night is a
    night I will always live to remember, to cut
    the story short after I have put to birth he was
    very happy, you have to see our bouncing baby
    boy, but along the line and all of a sudden he
    started keeping late night and going to club
    and doing things he don't use to do before,
    and one mourning I confronted him about his
    new attitude but he ignore my advice, but to
    my greatest surprise I discover my husband
    have a mistress in his working place and they
    were seeing each other after work hour. on
    one faithful night my husband came back
    home and started packing all his belongings
    and told me that he is tired of me that he is
    filing for a annulment not knowing that his
    mistress has cast love spell on him that was
    why he was acting strange so I told my friend
    happiness in my working place so she gave me
    this
    contact drgurulovespelltemple@gmail.com an
    d ask me to contact him that he will help me
    to bring back my husband in noon less than
    three days so when I got home I contacted
    him and he told me that my husband is under
    a great love spell but he promise to help bring
    back my husband which he actually did within
    the period of three days. I was surprise to see
    my husband on one blessed mourning
    kneeling at my doorstep asking for my
    forgiveness saying it is the work of the devil
    that he did not know when he did what he has
    done and I forgive him and today we are living
    happily together. all thanks to great Dr. guru
    for his great help in my family for helping me
    to restore my lost joy to my family, in-case
    you have similar case or even worst than my
    own you can contact him with his EMAIL
    ADDRESS: drgurulovespelltemple@gmail.com

  • melisa

    I am melisa from USA,i am very happy today
    because of what the great Dr guru has done in
    my life. I got married to my loving husband 2
    years ago and we were living a happy life
    together as young couples and everything was
    moving on smoothly without any problem, 6
    months later I went to the hospital for
    checkup and the doctor confirmed that I am
    three weeks pregnant with my heart filled
    with joy and my face full of smile and
    laughter I went home hurriedly to brake the
    good news to my dearly husband and he was
    very happy about the news and that night is a
    night I will always live to remember, to cut
    the story short after I have put to birth he was
    very happy, you have to see our bouncing baby
    boy, but along the line and all of a sudden he
    started keeping late night and going to club
    and doing things he don't use to do before,
    and one mourning I confronted him about his
    new attitude but he ignore my advice, but to
    my greatest surprise I discover my husband
    have a mistress in his working place and they
    were seeing each other after work hour. on
    one faithful night my husband came back
    home and started packing all his belongings
    and told me that he is tired of me that he is
    filing for a annulment not knowing that his
    mistress has cast love spell on him that was
    why he was acting strange so I told my friend
    happiness in my working place so she gave me
    this
    contact drgurulovespelltemple@gmail.com an
    d ask me to contact him that he will help me
    to bring back my husband in noon less than
    three days so when I got home I contacted
    him and he told me that my husband is under
    a great love spell but he promise to help bring
    back my husband which he actually did within
    the period of three days. I was surprise to see
    my husband on one blessed mourning
    kneeling at my doorstep asking for my
    forgiveness saying it is the work of the devil
    that he did not know when he did what he has
    done and I forgive him and today we are living
    happily together. all thanks to great Dr. guru
    for his great help in my family for helping me
    to restore my lost joy to my family, in-case
    you have similar case or even worst than my
    own you can contact him with his EMAIL
    ADDRESS: drgurulovespelltemple@gmail.com

  • melisa

    I am melisa from USA,i am very happy today
    because of what the great Dr guru has done in
    my life. I got married to my loving husband 2
    years ago and we were living a happy life
    together as young couples and everything was
    moving on smoothly without any problem, 6
    months later I went to the hospital for
    checkup and the doctor confirmed that I am
    three weeks pregnant with my heart filled
    with joy and my face full of smile and
    laughter I went home hurriedly to brake the
    good news to my dearly husband and he was
    very happy about the news and that night is a
    night I will always live to remember, to cut
    the story short after I have put to birth he was
    very happy, you have to see our bouncing baby
    boy, but along the line and all of a sudden he
    started keeping late night and going to club
    and doing things he don't use to do before,
    and one mourning I confronted him about his
    new attitude but he ignore my advice, but to
    my greatest surprise I discover my husband
    have a mistress in his working place and they
    were seeing each other after work hour. on
    one faithful night my husband came back
    home and started packing all his belongings
    and told me that he is tired of me that he is
    filing for a annulment not knowing that his
    mistress has cast love spell on him that was
    why he was acting strange so I told my friend
    happiness in my working place so she gave me
    this
    contact drgurulovespelltemple@gmail.com an
    d ask me to contact him that he will help me
    to bring back my husband in noon less than
    three days so when I got home I contacted
    him and he told me that my husband is under
    a great love spell but he promise to help bring
    back my husband which he actually did within
    the period of three days. I was surprise to see
    my husband on one blessed mourning
    kneeling at my doorstep asking for my
    forgiveness saying it is the work of the devil
    that he did not know when he did what he has
    done and I forgive him and today we are living
    happily together. all thanks to great Dr. guru
    for his great help in my family for helping me
    to restore my lost joy to my family, in-case
    you have similar case or even worst than my
    own you can contact him with his EMAIL
    ADDRESS: drgurulovespelltemple@gmail.com

  • jessylynn harvey

    ...Hello, My name is
    Jessylynn harvey. i want to share to the whole world on how Dr Keke Odin
    the chief Priest of all the spell casters in India Helped me reunite my
    marriage. To cut the long story shot, after 2 years of break up with my
    Husband with no phone calls or email messages. i was so frustrated
    because i have contacted so many other spell casters with no results.
    when i read about Dr Keke Odin (The Chief Priest Of all the spell
    casters in India) on his website at http://greatkekespelltemple...
    so i decided to contact him for help. to my greatest surprise, in just
    24 hours later my Husband called me and started begging for forgiveness.
    i am now a happy woman with a beautiful baby girl.all thanks to Dr Keke
    Odin. You can contact Dr keke Odin On contact him directly on his email at greatkekespelltemple@gmail.com or contact him through his website at http://greatkekespelltemple.... his help is assured and guaranteed once again email him directly at greatkekespelltemple@gmail.com

  • Andrea Jean

    i want to thank Dr Zaba for bringing back my ex husband, we broke up for more than 4 month and he told me that he never want to see me in his life again. i love him so much to the extend that i could not do any thing again, i was confused and depress due to the love i had for him.i did everything i could do to have him come back to me but all went in vain. so i decided to contact a spell caster, i did not believe in spell casting i just want to try it may be it would work out for me. i contacted Dr Zaba for help, he told me that he have to cast a love spell on him, i told him to start it. after 3 days my husband called me and started to apologize for leaving me and also he told me that he still love me. i was very happy and i thank Dr Zaba for helping me get back my ex husband back to my hands. his spell is the the greatest all over the world, it was the love spell he cast on my ex that make him come back to me. all you ladies who want back the ex husband back i want you to contact Dr Zaba at the following email address and get all your problem solve..No problem is too big for him to solve..Contact him direct at (ZABASPELLHELP@GMAIL.COM) OR (Zabaspellhelp@yahoo.com) and get your problems solve or you can call his cell pheno on +2348056391583 web sit (http://zabaspellhelp.webs.c... ......

  • Andrea Jean

    i want to thank Dr Zaba for bringing back my ex husband, we broke up for more than 4 month and he told me that he never want to see me in his life again. i love him so much to the extend that i could not do any thing again, i was confused and depress due to the love i had for him.i did everything i could do to have him come back to me but all went in vain. so i decided to contact a spell caster, i did not believe in spell casting i just want to try it may be it would work out for me. i contacted Dr Zaba for help, he told me that he have to cast a love spell on him, i told him to start it. after 3 days my husband called me and started to apologize for leaving me and also he told me that he still love me. i was very happy and i thank Dr Zaba for helping me get back my ex husband back to my hands. his spell is the the greatest all over the world, it was the love spell he cast on my ex that make him come back to me. all you ladies who want back the ex husband back i want you to contact Dr Zaba at the following email address and get all your problem solve..No problem is too big for him to solve..Contact him direct at (ZABASPELLHELP@GMAIL.COM) OR (Zabaspellhelp@yahoo.com) and get your problems solve or you can call his cell pheno on +2348056391583 web sit (http://zabaspellhelp.webs.c...,,

  • Robin laura

    I have been in great bondage for about 4 years
    suffering in the hands of a cheating husband. We were living happily
    until he meant his old time girl friend and he started dating her again
    outside our marriage and before i knew it he stopped caring for his own
    family, to the extent that he was planning to marry her and divorce me. I
    cried and reported him to his family members but he never listened to
    anyone and to cut the story short, i came in search for a real spell
    caster who could destroy their relationship and make him come back to me
    and our 2 kids again; on my search i saw people sharing testimony on
    how their marriage was restored by Dr. Eze Malaka and i pick his email
    and told him the problem that i was going through, and he agreed to help
    me and told me never to worry. After he had finished casting the spell,
    on the second day, they both had a quarrel and he beat up his
    girlfriend and he came back home begging me to forgive him that his eyes
    are clear now that he will never do any thing that will hurt his family
    again and promise to be a caring father and never to cheat on me again.
    I am so happy that i did not lose him to the girl and all appreciation
    goes to Dr. Eze Malaka for his great work. You are a Great spell caster
    and to you all that are faced with this or similar problem to this,
    please contact him now on extremewhitelovespell@yahoo. com or his WEBSITE ADDRESS is http://extremewhitelovespel... once again thank you Dr. thank you, thank you

  • jessylynn harvey

    Hello, My name is
    Jessylynn harvey. i want to share to the whole world on how Dr Keke Odin
    the chief Priest of all the spell casters in India Helped me reunite my
    marriage. To cut the long story shot, after 2 years of break up with my
    Husband with no phone calls or email messages. i was so frustrated
    because i have contacted so many other spell casters with no results.
    when i read about Dr Keke Odin (The Chief Priest Of all the spell
    casters in India) on his website at http://greatkekespelltemple...
    so i decided to contact him for help. to my greatest surprise, in just
    24 hours later my Husband called me and started begging for forgiveness.
    i am now a happy woman with a beautiful baby girl.all thanks to Dr Keke
    Odin. You can contact Dr keke Odin On contact him directly on his email at greatkekespelltemple@gmail.com or contact him through his website at http://greatkekespelltemple.... his help is assured and guaranteed once again email him directly at greatkekespelltemple@gmail.com

  • Chloe Elliott

    My name is Chloe Elliott, i am from Chicago,I am here to testify to the good work of Dr. Igbudu. 2 years ago, my husband left home, he never returned, no phone calls, no letters, no emails, no sign of him anywhere. my daughter got sick with multiple sclerosis, things were so tough for me. I had lost hope, 2 years ago, i met a psychic, he said he would help me, i paid over $6800 and still nothing happened, i lost hope completely, my daughter's situation got worse each day.last month, i saw a posting concerning the good works of the wole professionals, i gave them a try...i paid about $2000, for all three spells (Bring Lover back, Healing spell and Career spells). In a matter of weeks, my husband called me and told me he was sorry and that he wants to come back to me and that he would explain everything when he comes back, three days later, i got a new job with an Oil company, right now, my daughter's condition is getting better each day and i trust she would be well in a matter of days.I want to thank IGBUDU SPELL CASTER you can contact them via email:(drezeaguigbudu@yahoo.com) or call +2347062460831

  • jessylynn harvey

    ..Hello, My name is
    Jessylynn harvey. i want to share to the whole world on how Dr Keke Odin
    the chief Priest of all the spell casters in India Helped me reunite my
    marriage. To cut the long story shot, after 2 years of break up with my
    Husband with no phone calls or email messages. i was so frustrated
    because i have contacted so many other spell casters with no results.
    when i read about Dr Keke Odin (The Chief Priest Of all the spell
    casters in India) on his website at http://greatkekespelltemple...
    so i decided to contact him for help. to my greatest surprise, in just
    24 hours later my Husband called me and started begging for forgiveness.
    i am now a happy woman with a beautiful baby girl.all thanks to Dr Keke
    Odin. You can contact Dr keke Odin On contact him directly on his email at greatkekespelltemple@gmail.com or contact him through his website at http://greatkekespelltemple.... his help is assured and guaranteed once again email him directly at greatkekespelltemple@gmail.com

  • How to get back your ex husband, wife, girlfriend, or boyfriend,

    Hello to every one out here, am here to share the unexpected miracle that happened to me three days ago, My name is Jeffrey Dowling,i live in Texas,USA.and I`m happily married to a lovely and caring wife,with two kids A very big problem occurred in my family seven months ago,between me and my wife so terrible that she took the case to court for a divorce she said that she never wanted to stay with me again,and that she did not love me anymore So she packed out of my house and made me and my children passed through severe pain. I tried all my possible means to get her back,after much begging,but all to no avail and she confirmed it that she has made her decision,and she never wanted to see me again. So on one evening,as i was coming back from work,i met an old friend of mine who asked of my wife So i explained every thing to her,so she told me that the only way i can get my wife back,is to visit a spell caster,because it has really worked for her too So i never believed in spell,but i had no other choice,than to follow her advice. Then she gave me the email address of the spell caster whom she visited.(bravespellcaster@gmail.com}, So the next morning,i sent a mail to the address she gave to me,and the spell caster assured me that i will get my wife back the next day what an amazing statement!! I never believed,so he spoke with me,and told me everything that i need to do. Then the next morning, So surprisingly, my wife who did not call me for the past seven {7}months,gave me a call to inform me that she was coming back So Amazing!! So that was how she came back that same day,with lots of love and joy,and she apologized for her mistake,and for the pain she caused me and my children. Then from that day,our relationship was now stronger than how it were before,by the help of a spell caster . So, was now stronger than how it were before,by the help of a spell caster . So, i will advice you out there to kindly visit the same Website: http://enchantedscents.trip... you are in any condition like this,or you have any problem related to “bringing your ex back. So thanks to Dr Brave for bringing back my wife,and brought great joy to my family once again.{bravespellcaster@gmail.com} ...
    (`’•.¸(` ‘•. ¸* ¸.•’´)¸.•’´)..

    «´ Thanks to Dr Brave ¨`»

    ..(¸. •’´(¸.•’´ * `’•.¸)`’•.¸ )..

  • PastMidnight

    And then you both got Ebola and we lived happily ever after!

  • flyppster

    It looks like the people buying this needs to keep their infectious disease inside the suit.

  • David

    The fact that the European version is more revealing is surprising

  • Always_to_the_right

    I am sorry this should not offend anyone ... sense of humor .. try having one? Simply making something sexy is not bad. Being able to laugh at something is always good. Yes this would provide no real protection ... but that isn't the point. Halloween is for fun not for "political and cultural education".

  • asdfasdf

    still looking for one of those sexy ghosts. (I'm thinking a skin tone "nude" unitard under a sheet in some sheer, clingy, semi-see-through material (going for the "maybe its unintentional" hint of the wet tshirt effect while preserving dignity))

  • Always_to_the_right

    Works for me ... on a hot woman sounds quite sexy!

  • asdfasdf

    i was thinking more for myself, but sure.

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