Portrait mode, really? With boobs that size you should know better.
In what's arguably the best piece of performance art I've seen in years, this is a video of internet model Sara X making her cleavage dance to Mozart's "Eine kleine Nachtmusik". Everything about it is perfect, right down to her thousand-yard stare. That's how you know she takes her craft seriously. Focus -- FOCUS! *left boob, right boob, both boobs, both boobs* Now I'm not saying this woman belongs on the cover of a Wheaties box, but I am l saying people would probably eat more Wheaties if she was. Also, if they start putting toys inside.
Keep going for the video, then start practicing at your desk.
Thanks to Ricardo and Bevin, who agree maybe performance art isn't as dead as we previously thought.