This is the 'Halloween Meatloaf of Rat' created and cooked up by Charles Phoenix. Want to make your own? You can follow his recipe and directions HERE, which is super easy provided you can get your hands on some big ass chicken feet (I know a guy). Alternatively, go down to the basement of my apartment building and bag yourself a real giant rat. They ate my neighbor's cat, I'm not even kidding. I shot one with an air rifle and it just laughed at me. Remember in The Princess Bride when Westley and Buttercup are trying to escape through the Fire Swamp and they run into a ROUS? "Twice that size?!" God no, just like one and a half.
Keep going for several more shots of the ratloafing process.
Thanks to Camron, who is going to catch and grind up rats to use as the meat base for his rat meatloaf. Your guests are gonna love it.