Guy Constantly Harassing GF w/ Lord Of The Ring Quotes

October 7, 2014


This is a video of some guy constantly scaring/harassing his girlfriend with different Lord of the Rings quotes. Amazingly, somehow she didn't leave him before he was able to make this video. Also, for a guy who can remember every line from Lord of the Rings, it's a little surprising HE CAN NEVER REMEMBER TO NOT SHOOT IN PORTRAIT MODE. If I were here I'd leave him in a heartbeat for a guy who quotes The Princess Bride, even if he doesn't get all the words right. *sneaking up behind girlfriend* As yooou waaaaaaant.

Keep going for the video and be thankful you're in the relationship you're in.

Thanks to niptail, who's just as shocked as I am that 'likes to scare significant other with Lord of the Rings quotes' actually worked in an online dating profile.

  • kurgen99

    Awesome. I did laugh out loud. I have to make sure my kids never see this.

  • TheQiwiMan

    It's sad but makes a whole lot more sense... The chick is his sister, not his girlfriend. Source:

  • S C

    Broken link. Quick search and I couldn't find the reference

  • TheQiwiMan the entire link, I'm pretty sure it works as intended.


  • Lizabeth Marcella

    Vertical videos are incredibly annoying.

  • Girl is cute. Dude is odd. This is basically exactly how my relationship works.


    It's "As Yoouuuuuuu Wiiiissshhhhhh", ya big turd blossom.

  • kevin

    "If I were here I'd leave him in a heartbeat for a guy whoquotes The Princess Bride, EVEN IF HE DOESN'T GET ALL THE WORDS RIGHT"

    It was a joke, obviously only for smart people.

  • No, he had it right. I just looked it up. It's "as you want".

  • Bling Nye

    Anybody wish a peanut?

  • Enif


  • guy

    what a friggen huge douchebag this guy is.

  • netloco
  • Pwnsauce

    How the fuck am I single with guys like this running around?

  • ferrisbuellersmurderspree

    Youre probably a weenie, not a douche.

  • Pwnsauce

    Nah that's not it.....

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