This is a video of some guy constantly scaring/harassing his girlfriend with different Lord of the Rings quotes. Amazingly, somehow she didn't leave him before he was able to make this video. Also, for a guy who can remember every line from Lord of the Rings, it's a little surprising HE CAN NEVER REMEMBER TO NOT SHOOT IN PORTRAIT MODE. If I were here I'd leave him in a heartbeat for a guy who quotes The Princess Bride, even if he doesn't get all the words right. *sneaking up behind girlfriend* As yooou waaaaaaant.
Keep going for the video and be thankful you're in the relationship you're in.
Thanks to niptail, who's just as shocked as I am that 'likes to scare significant other with Lord of the Rings quotes' actually worked in an online dating profile.