This is the giant Batman face made out of Goya bean cans (I'm getting gassy just thinking about them) on display at some mall. I would love to take a running dive into that. Then hide in the middle of a clothes rack at JC Penney while mall security looks for me. Remember when you used to always climb around in the clothes racks when your mom took you shopping when you were a kid? Those were the days. Now going shopping it's all carrying your girlfriend's bags and telling her she'd look great in everything she holds up to herself. You really would though, honey, I mean that.
Thanks to lilco, who agrees hanging on to the handrail of an escalator from the outside and riding it as high as you can before dropping is a lost art.