Giant Gummi Bear Candle Melts Down To Bare Skeleton

October 9, 2014

This is the Gummi Bear Skeleton Candle. It's a 3-pound, nine-inch gummi bear shaped candle that melts to reveal a skeleton (previously: these very similar cat ones). They're currently a Kickstarter project, but already funded, so $40 will get you one in red, blue or pink, and $70 will get you two. They have a burn-life of about 100 hours. For reference, that's about 200x the total amount of time I've ever spent making love to a woman, and 1/1,000th the time I've spent making love to myself.

Keep going for the Kickstarter video.

Thanks to PYY, who agrees they should make a whole line of animal skeleton candles. Ooh ooh -- I want a giraffe one!