Hey buddy -- roll down your window for a sec I got something to tell ya!
In what is arguably the greatest advancement in automatic car washes since the addition of the spotless rinse, comes the Suds Blaster. It's a gun mounted outside the wash that allows you to blast the cars that go by with soap. That sounds like fun. Who came up with this anyways? SPOILER: high people. High people also go to Taco Bell and eat it in their car while they go through the automatic wash because that shit is mesmerizing. What? Well it's cheaper than a movie!
Thanks to thecureforhope, which I'm all too familiar with.