Free Candy!: Scary Clown Head Gumball Machine

October 1, 2014


This is the scary clown head gumball machine built by Jesse Wroblewski of Toy-Creator. You can have as many free gumballs as you want provided you don't mind taking them from the nose of a scary clown. Me? I don't care where candy is coming from (including vans), I'm taking it. I ate an open lollipop off the sidewalk once. My girlfriend wouldn't kiss me for the whole rest of the day. Or the next day. Or the day after that. You know why? "She left you the moment the lollipop touched your lips." She was already walking away by the time I bent down to pick it up! We'd been going out for awhile, she knew what was coming.

Keep going for a couple more shots.



Thanks to Jesse, the man behind the machine, who clearly knows how to Halloween properly.

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