Free Candy!: Scary Clown Head Gumball Machine

October 1, 2014

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This is the scary clown head gumball machine built by Jesse Wroblewski of Toy-Creator. You can have as many free gumballs as you want provided you don't mind taking them from the nose of a scary clown. Me? I don't care where candy is coming from (including vans), I'm taking it. I ate an open lollipop off the sidewalk once. My girlfriend wouldn't kiss me for the whole rest of the day. Or the next day. Or the day after that. You know why? "She left you the moment the lollipop touched your lips." She was already walking away by the time I bent down to pick it up! We'd been going out for awhile, she knew what was coming.

Keep going for a couple more shots.

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Thanks to Jesse, the man behind the machine, who clearly knows how to Halloween properly.

  • That is wonderful. I love clowns.

  • RobG

    With the candy coming out the nose, fill the head with green "Nerds" candy.

  • The_Wretched

    Looks great with a dark back ground and photographer lighting. Somehow I don't see it looking as good against a worn linoleum floor in a stripmall with substandard cheap florescent lights.

  • Frédéric Purenne

    ... out the nose? Did they just miss a chance to freak people out with those teeth? Yes they did!

  • Jenness

    Still a massive "oh hell no" from me. Clowns are from Satan. Except Krusty. Sideshow Bob though can burn.

  • disqus_k2QxOV9H7Z

    Yes, open mouth and you have to pick it from inside his mouth.

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