For The Ladies And I: Fake Fur Ewok Face Heels

October 3, 2014


These are the custom Star Wars Ewok heels made and sold by Esty shop OrionsOriginals. They're perfect for the woman who has everything except a pair of furry Star Wars themed high heels. Am I going to buy a pair for my girlfriend and pretend she has furry hobbit feet for a night? That's none of your business. That's between me, her, and my Gandalf costume. "That sounds like a yes." Oh it's going to happen.

Keep going for a couple more shots.



Thanks to PYY, who agrees the coolest heels aren't heels at all, they're flip-flops.

  • Larawarnick

    Such a nice and creative pair of heels. I have same pair of heels and they are very comfortable. I love wearing that.

  • Ellie
  • Fercho

    Hell! I love Star Wars but this is ugly as f**k.

  • Excuse me miss, I think you stepped in some squirrel.

  • aquarius7373

    For the ladies and me* Come one, you're better than that, GW

  • ShartInYourJacuzzi

    "Me" is the correct personal pronoun here, as it's the object of the implied "These are..." The personal pronoun "I" is used as a subject.

    However, I'm glad you learned half of a rule in third grade.

  • Gag Gag

    Just goes to prove that this isn't the real GW. The real GW, before he was replaced by this pseudo-dinosaur-lovin' fraud, had very good grammar. Hey fake GW, you're a big fat phony!

  • aquarius7373

    I THOUGHT THE SAME EXACT THING! When was that? Like just over a year ago maybe? I've been coming here at least twice a week for at least 7 years I think

  • Tyguy

    I'm not convinced anyone (even Star Wars fans) would look at those out 'n about and say: "Those are Ewok shoes"

  • Looks less ewok and more gerbil.

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