Fill The Oceans With Concrete: Squids Attacks Submarine

October 17, 2014

This is a short Vine video released by Greenpeace of a couple squids attacking one of their submarines in the Bering Sea between Russia and Alaska. I'm not even sure what the hell I'm watching, but I guarantee you that evil sea-witch Ursula is behind it. Now raise your hand if, at any time during the 'The Little Mermaid', you thought about what Ursula would taste like. Now look around the room. Everybody with their hand up needs help. Especially the guy with both hands up yelling, "I thought the same thing about Ariel!"

Thanks to me, for being man enough to admit the oceans are so terrifying I'm starting to not even feel safe on dry land anymore.

  • SHOUTING

    PETA I could understand, but Greenpeace isn't entirely batshit. Get it together, wildlife.

  • disqus_k2QxOV9H7Z

    Why do you think that?

  • Proteon

    Ah, Vine. What would have otherwise been a boring thirteen minute youtube video with twenty relevant seconds has become a blast of mostly what-am-i-looking-at images that hold both the wonder AND scientific value of a Sasquatch sighting

  • tim

    Doesn't appear to be a giant squid to me. It seems to be only a bit larger than the spotlight, so maybe a foot or so long. Has a heftiness of maybe a humboldt squid, but with so many squid species of that size, this is merely a guess.

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