This is a short Vine video released by Greenpeace of a couple squids attacking one of their submarines in the Bering Sea between Russia and Alaska. I'm not even sure what the hell I'm watching, but I guarantee you that evil sea-witch Ursula is behind it. Now raise your hand if, at any time during the 'The Little Mermaid', you thought about what Ursula would taste like. Now look around the room. Everybody with their hand up needs help. Especially the guy with both hands up yelling, "I thought the same thing about Ariel!"
Thanks to me, for being man enough to admit the oceans are so terrifying I'm starting to not even feel safe on dry land anymore.