Drive Your Pet Crazy With A Laser Dot Collar Attachment

October 6, 2014


This is the $10 Laser Collar Pet Toy available from ThinkGeek. It's a pet collar attachment that points a red laser dot wherever your dog or cat is looking, so they have something to chase because you're too lazy to wave the laser pointer around for them. It's perfect for the pet owner that wants their pet to pass out from running into walls too much. Attach them to all your cats' collars and watch them run around in the dark like little snipers on meth! On a scale from 1 to 10, how scary would it be to wake up in the middle of the night to a couple red laser dots pointed in your eyes? To me that would be at least a 12, especially since I don't have any pets or laser pointers in the house.

Thanks to bree, who tortures her dog the old fashioned way: pretending to throw a treat but really just hiding it in her hand.

  • Bling Nye

    Works best if you attach some lit fireworks to the pet's tail. Or a flaming branch if you're in a pinch.

  • Just what I want! To be blinded by my own dog!

  • Frag Monger

    How to kill your cat for only $9.99! lol

  • Poo

    This is for dogs

  • Frag Monger

    From the description on 'ThinkGeek':

    "This little device is a sophisticated piece of laser technology that your CAT or dog will love."

  • Ramuran

    Right? People almost never have both a dog AND a cat... what the hell was Frag thinking? Jeeze... next, someone will be talking about putting it on their cat for the lulz. Don't people know that there are rules?!?

  • secret identity

    I want know know does this site teach you how to hack even if you have exoerience In hacking

  • I think you need to learn how to string a sentence together first.

  • disqus_k2QxOV9H7Z

    Sharks with lasers!

  • AGirlNamedMichael

    This is horrible. People don't realize that your animal could literally run itself to death. Here's an idea, you lazy bastards...burn a little for that excess fat from your wrist and wave the laser around yourself until your animal pants, then be done. No more than 5 minutes, I promise. Ugh

  • Guest

    Pretty sure the animal gets tired and rests. I had a dog that was crazy about playing fetch, but it got tired and rested. Because it's not as dumb as you seem to be.

  • AGirlNamedMichael

    You are an idiot, and you clearly know nothing about animals. Go put head back in the box.

  • GeneralDisorder

    My young dog is dumb as a rock... a smart rock that knows how to kill possums and intruders (I didn't teach it to kill... all guests get solid warnings and dogs get put in bed until the "threat" is gone)...

    Anyway, young dog, Icy will chase the laser dot until she can't stand anymore. And, quite frankly... it's fucking hilarious.

    The old dog won't chase the pointer at all. She does not give the slightest fuck about the glowing red "bug". Real bugs... she tries to eat them. People, welcomed or not, she tries to eat them.

  • CkGordon

    Put them on all your pets and watch them run around blinding eachother! Brilliant!

  • YipYap

    This is such a horrible idea.

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