BRUTAL : Two Great White Sharks Try To Bite Each Other

October 1, 2014


This is a short clip of two great white sharks trying to bite each other. After the clip, there's a bunch of speculation about whether or not the two were actually doing battle, or if the larger shark was going after the bait attached to the boat and the smaller shark just got in the way. What do you think? I bet they were just trying to kiss. Who said sharks don't participate in foreplay? "Scientists." Scientists don't know anything. What's the one thing a shark will never ask another shark for? "A blowjob." DING DING DING DING.

Keep going for the video.

Thanks to Allyson and CheeseburgerInHell (that sucks), who agree the key to defeating a shark in battle is a helicopter and a shit-ton of missiles and depth charges.

  • Foreplay.

  • Jenness

    It seemed to me like the smaller shark was not paying attention at all. He just swam right into the bigger sharks mouth and then was like "Whoa, you ain't no wave" and the big shark was all like "Dude - I'm trying to much that meal on a string watch it!" and then they became best friend forever after attacking the fisherman by jumping into the boat, eating them instead then going out for beer. It was epic you should have been there. Sharks like to party.

  • Madz

    Kissy kiss! <3

  • steve holt

    Yo Dawg! We heard you like sharks, so we put a shark in your shark so you can shark while you shark.

  • James Mcelroy

    That neither of them sustained any injuries from this indicates, to me, that the collision was unintentional. The big one could have taken a serious chunk out of the small one if had wanted to, but didn't commit to the bite. Ant the little one appears to turn away as soon as it can.

  • Guest

    Literally what I think happened was, Sharks are really dumb. Like, it knew it was eating time and something jumped in front of it. So it just bit. It's not like a person, it was just in feed mode and the smaller one probably made a miscalculation.

  • disqus_k2QxOV9H7Z

    This is just like that scene in The lady and the Tramp! Oh, I should have started with Fake! This is totally a photoshop job...

  • Frédéric Purenne

    They go teeth against teeth? *shivers down my whole body* GAH!

  • Andrew Newton

    I'm a shark. I'm a shark, suck my dii.. No! suck MY dick!

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