This is a short clip of two great white sharks trying to bite each other. After the clip, there's a bunch of speculation about whether or not the two were actually doing battle, or if the larger shark was going after the bait attached to the boat and the smaller shark just got in the way. What do you think? I bet they were just trying to kiss. Who said sharks don't participate in foreplay? "Scientists." Scientists don't know anything. What's the one thing a shark will never ask another shark for? "A blowjob." DING DING DING DING.
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Thanks to Allyson and CheeseburgerInHell (that sucks), who agree the key to defeating a shark in battle is a helicopter and a shit-ton of missiles and depth charges.