This is one of the 30 mobile advertisements that were being driven around Moscow earlier this week, causing 517 accidents in a single day. Presumably by Ruskies who had never seen a pair of titties before and/or were driving to work drunk on vodka.
The massive adverts placed on the side of 30 trucks driving around Moscow showed a woman's breasts cupped in her hands with the slogan 'They Attract' across her nipples.
The stunt, by an advertising agency specialising in mobile adverts, backfired after police sent out patrols to round up all the vehicles and impound them until the risque images could be removed.
Motorist Ildar Yuriev, 35, said: 'I was on my way to a business meeting when I saw this truck with a huge photo of breasts on its side go by.
'Then I was hit by the car behind who said he had been distracted by the truck. It made me late and left my car in the garage, and although I am insured I am still out of pocket.'
Furious drivers across Moscow have reportedly bombarded the agency with compensation claims.
The advertising agency has stated it will pay for any damages caused by the mobile hooters that are in excess of a driver's insurance. This reminds me, I saw a billboard for 76 brand gas stations when I was driving the other day that read, "Keep Your Eyes On The Road." I was blown away. So blown away I crashed right into it. ON PURPOSE. Then came back that night and added a giant graffiti penis and changed the words to read, "Keep Your Eyes On This Rod.' It's what I want to be remembered for when I die.
Thanks to Ashleigh, who agrees there's no excuse for crashing your car short of a McDonald's billboard advertising the McRib is back.