Note: Woman filming drops some nasty, possibly jealous f-bombs.
This is a painful portrait-mode video of some lady in a bikini at the pool on a quest for the perfect selfie. At one point I'm pretty sure she's only taking pictures of her privates. Also, I don't know if she's actually drunk or not, that's just something I had to tell myself to dull the pain. Like pinching yourself before you tear off a band-aid. Or poking yourself with a throwing star before stabbing yourself with a ninja sword, which I'm about to do.
Keep going for the video.
Thanks to PYY and E V I L A R E S, who agree the perfect selfie should come effortlessly, like farting after a big meal.