Bikini Girl Tries To Take The Perfect Drunk Selfie

October 13, 2014

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Note: Woman filming drops some nasty, possibly jealous f-bombs.

This is a painful portrait-mode video of some lady in a bikini at the pool on a quest for the perfect selfie. At one point I'm pretty sure she's only taking pictures of her privates. Also, I don't know if she's actually drunk or not, that's just something I had to tell myself to dull the pain. Like pinching yourself before you tear off a band-aid. Or poking yourself with a throwing star before stabbing yourself with a ninja sword, which I'm about to do.

Keep going for the video.

Thanks to PYY and E V I L A R E S, who agree the perfect selfie should come effortlessly, like farting after a big meal.

  • Enkidu98

    This video has been removed by the user.

  • Pwnsauce

    This girl has no room to judge when she is recording in portrait mode. GTFO!

  • Someone had to say it.

  • Exactly my opinion.

  • Kevin

    The irony of Goo Goo Dolls lyrics right at the end. Hah.

  • Jenness

    'Cuz I don't want the world to see me...well wait I do...and I want them to see it alllll"

    The limbo move though - that's where I miss public shaming. Where is the gramma running over waggling her finger "Nuuu Nuuu...take vagina picture INSIDE ..privates are private! No man will want you now! Shame! Everyone see vagina means you single forevahhh! No mystery! You single forevah...for..evahhhh!" then hisses the last part to scare the crap our of her so she'll sober up and get her act together.

  • Guest

    Technically it's coincidence, not irony, but funny nonetheless.

  • Kevin's Wrong

    Except not, since a song that comes on expressing the exact opposite of what's happening would be ironic. Don't be that guy if you're gonna be wrong.

  • Kevin

    Ok buddy

  • ODwanKenObi

    perfect timing is perfect.

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