These are the emoji face masks for sale from Emojimasks.com. They cost $5 apiece or $15 for the whole set. Obviously, I'm going to get the poop one. "But GW, you don't need a mask to be a grinning pile of shit." Listen you -- I'll go back to bed right this second, I mean it.
Keep going for a bunch of shots of people wearing the things.
Thanks to Jon, who I suspect works for the company and should send me some of these because, I'll be honest, my original Halloween costume doesn't look like it's going to happen.