This is a worthwhile video of a tiny hamster exploring his mansion and getting ready for work (read: eating breakfast four times) in the morning before zooming off in his car. It's pretty much the exact reason the internet exists. "The internet was made for p0rn." DON'T SAY THAT. This is a beautiful thing, don't ruin it like acid rain and bird shit on a statue.
Keep going for the video, then somebody get me a hamster and a dollhouse stat.
Thanks to lilco, who tried to convince me the internet was invented for sharing information, which I believe if cute animal videos count as information.