This is a video of a hamster competing against famed competitive eater Takeru Kobayashi in a hotdog eating contest. Guess who wins? SPOILER: we do. The viewers -- we're the real winners here, because we just got to see a tiny hamster eating tiny hotdogs in a competitive eating contest against Takeru Kobayashi. If I got hit by a bus crossing the street this afternoon I would die happy. Happy, and probably texting when I shouldn't be. To my roommate: please melt my laptop with acid.
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Thanks to Eli Jones, who wants to see Kobayashi compete in a hamster food eating contest. It's only fair.