This is a video of several Brazilians out for a leisurely cruise in their boat when they spot a f***ing GIGANTIC anaconda. So what do they do? Naturally, grab its tail and try to tug it around for a bit while a woman in the boat screams her face off. Honestly, I don't even know what she's saying, but I've got a feeling she's being the voice of reason.
Keep going for the video, then never swim in a Brazilian river.
Thanks to E V I L A R E S, who is so evil I suspect he's secretly breeding man-eating anacondas on a private island off the coast of Guyana.