This is "designer" Elie Tahari's iPhone dress, a dress with a bunch of iPhones attached. Why? Because fashion is dead. And I'm pretty sure my roommate is too because I haven't seen or heard from him in weeks. Dare me to kick down his bedroom door? *BAM!* OMG...OMG... OMG! "What?!" That f***er moved out without telling me!
Keep going for a video that's even sadder than this picture.
Thanks to Tunc, who agrees an iPhone dress should be made out of iPhone and not just have them attached. Like, this shirt isn't a neck-tie shirt just because there's one attached. "You're wearing a t-shirt." I'M WEARING A BUTTON-UP WITH A TIE.