Silent Night Of The Living Dead Zombie Nativity Scene

September 22, 2014


This is the Kickstarter for Silent Night Of The Living Dead, a zombie themed nativity scene featuring Mary and Joseph fighting off zombie wise men and a shepherd boy to protect precious baby Jesus. Donating £50 (~$82) will get you a set in time for Christmas this year if they reach their £4,500 (~$7,355) funding goal. If they don't reach their funding goal? Send that money to me. I'm kidding, donate it to charity. I have love in my heart, I don't need material possessions. Although a PS4 would be nice. Ooh -- and some clean socks and underwear. Actually, let me borrow your pen and I'll write down my mailing address.

Keep going for closeups of all the figures.




Thanks to Paul, the man behind the project, so if you have a problem with it direct all your hate towards him.

  • Mark

    Keep pushing the envelope with this bullshit!

  • How do ya like this bullshit, Fake Batman?

  • Ken

    You know, only 32% of the world's population is Christian. You're outnumbered two to one.

  • dougfunnay

    christianity is the largest religion though and its not like the rest of the people all organize and work together so no theyre not outnumbered

    the key is organization

    that said it would almost be worth it to see how hilariously quickly things would devolve if christians or any other abrahamic religion had full reign /*eyeballing the deep south*/

  • Ken

    The various Christian factions can't agree who's right though. If they were in agreement they wouldn't find it necessary to differentiate themselves by coming up with unique names for their various points-of-view. Catholic, Protestant, Eastern Orthodox, Pentecostal, Anglican, Monophysite, Latter-Day Saints, Evangelical, Quakers, Jehovah's Witnesses, Assemblies of God, Seventh Day Adventism, nauseam. Doesn't sound very organized from that perspective.

  • dougfunnay

    so which religion today would you say wields the most political and social power?

    which has the most resources available to it?
    which is most dominant in regions that are major controllers of global trade and finance?

    christians factions cant agree whos right but they sure as hell band together to screw over whoever they want to be wrong and are close enough that pandering to one means pandering to the others

  • Ken

    OK, I'll certainly concede that last point.
    I've never agreed with the Catholics' "Act like a human being and go to hell for it" scare tactics. They are the wealthiest and, consequently, the most influential because they don't hesitate to pass the plate while they're doling out forgiveness.

  • Robert Piety

    Jesus is a Zombie to be.

  • dougfunnay

    jesus is a character in the walking dead comics so thats kind of funny
    he doesnt have a sword though he mostly just kicks people
    (also jesus supposedly did rise again 3 days after death so not so much zombie to be as zombie)

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