This is a supercut of Batman's parents getting killed in nine different versions of his origin story. It was pretty sad. You think Bruce Wayne's parents called him Brucie when he was a baby? Bruce just doesn't sound like much of a baby's name. Bruce sounds like the kind of guy who you're afraid might kick your ass at the bar. But maybe that's just me. PROTIP: Never fight a guy you've never seen based entirely on his name. Apparently there are some pretty tough Tristins out there.
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Thanks to Lindby, who agrees the best supercuts are usually in strip-malls and only charge $8 for a cut AND style.