Russian Pet Groomers Create Dragon-Cat, Bee-Dog

September 25, 2014

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This is a short video of a cat and dog transformed into a dragon-cat and bee-dog by the groomers at a pet salon in Yekaterinburg, Russia. Great, now I want a dragon-cat. Just kidding, I just want a cat that DOESN'T SHIT NEXT TO ITS LITTERBOX. You know who I'm talking about, Waffles! I'm talking about you. You are a bad kitty. "Meow?" God I just love you so much, come give daddy kissies. What the -- did I say come FAKE like you're going to come give me kissies then turn around and flash your @$$hole in my face? Oh, oh God, is that a dingleberry? No -- NO -- OFF THE KITCHEN COUNTER.

Keep going for the video.

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Thanks to Nate, who wants a dog shaved and colored like Falkor the luck dragon.

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