This is a short video of a cat and dog transformed into a dragon-cat and bee-dog by the groomers at a pet salon in Yekaterinburg, Russia. Great, now I want a dragon-cat. Just kidding, I just want a cat that DOESN'T SHIT NEXT TO ITS LITTERBOX. You know who I'm talking about, Waffles! I'm talking about you. You are a bad kitty. "Meow?" God I just love you so much, come give daddy kissies. What the -- did I say come FAKE like you're going to come give me kissies then turn around and flash your @$$hole in my face? Oh, oh God, is that a dingleberry? No -- NO -- OFF THE KITCHEN COUNTER.
Keep going for the video.
Thanks to Nate, who wants a dog shaved and colored like Falkor the luck dragon.