These are the lightsaber keys available from Guitarshapedkeys.com. $10 gets you both a red and blue one, although they plan to have more colors available soon. Pretty cool, but do you know what my house keys look like? *rummaging through pockets* Dammit, I think I locked myself out again. Just hold this screwdriver like this while I stick this pin in the lock. *click* Awesome, we're in. "Whoa -- nice place, GW." Thanks. "Wait -- is this even your place?" No time to talk, just help me load all the valuables in the truck outside.
Thanks to Zach, whose house key looks suspiciously like a bent coathanger.