In a move to try to get me to part with my hard earned (technically stolen) money, Nintendo has announced a special edition 3DS XL that looks like an oldschool NES controller. Plus the box it comes in actually looks like a Nintendo console (but who cares because you're going to throw that away anyways). There will also be two special edition Super Smash Bros 3D XLs (a red one and a blue one) and a Persona Q one. They'll all be released next month (read: in time for the holiday season), cost $199, but the NES controller and Persona Q ones are GameStop exclusives. So you're gonna have to think long and hard about whether or not to trade in six games for $35 in store credit to put towards one or those.
Keep going for shots of the rest.
Thanks to lilco, who agrees the best handheld buttons to press aren't buttons at all, they're nipples.