Nature's Natural Born Killers: Assassin's Creed Kitties

September 29, 2014


This is a video of a bunch of kittens running around like assassins from Assassin's Creed. They even take out a couple French soldiers. You know, cats really are nature's assassins if you think about it. They're silent, great climbers, always land on their feed, and natural born killers. I wouldn't be surprised to find out the government is trying to create a race of cat-people to train as assassins. Honestly, I wouldn't be surprised to find out the government is doing ANYTHING. You could tell me Congress just passed a bill that all citizens have to have two @$$holes now and I wouldn't flinch. Clench my buttcheeks real tight and move to Mexico, yes, but not flinch.

Keep going for the worthwhile video, it really is worth a watch -- especially on a Monday.

Thanks to shamvandamn and Rob, who agree that by the time you see a kitty's face, it's already too late.

  • Pwnsauce

    I fuckin' love these kitties!!!

  • asdfadfs

    ever see a cat stick its nose in a baby's mouth? its trying to suck the breath out of his lungs

  • deekbee

    That is what is known as kittens performing baby huffing.

    Outlawed by the geneva convention, but the blasted kittens are always known to play fast and loose with the rules.

  • Proteon

    Oh sure, they're adorable right up until they murder you in your sleep

  • disqus_k2QxOV9H7Z

    At least it will be a cute murder.

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