This is a video of a bunch of kittens running around like assassins from Assassin's Creed. They even take out a couple French soldiers. You know, cats really are nature's assassins if you think about it. They're silent, great climbers, always land on their feed, and natural born killers. I wouldn't be surprised to find out the government is trying to create a race of cat-people to train as assassins. Honestly, I wouldn't be surprised to find out the government is doing ANYTHING. You could tell me Congress just passed a bill that all citizens have to have two @$$holes now and I wouldn't flinch. Clench my buttcheeks real tight and move to Mexico, yes, but not flinch.
Keep going for the worthwhile video, it really is worth a watch -- especially on a Monday.
Thanks to shamvandamn and Rob, who agree that by the time you see a kitty's face, it's already too late.