This is a weird ass two minute commercial for GE Link LED lightbulbs starring every woman's favorite Jurassic Park visitor Dr. Ian Malcolm (Jeff Goldblum) and directed by Tim Heidecker and Eric Wareheim. The $15 bulbs last 22 years, can all be connected via a $20 hub, and controlled wirelessly from your smartphone. I just bought a dozen and I'm not even in the market for lightbulbs. That Jeff Goldblum though -- he could sell me anything. ESPECIALLY five cent kisses at a kissing booth. *smashing piggy bank on counter* Just go for three hours.
Keep going for the commercial.
Thanks to tam and Lydia D, who claim to have even bigger crushes on Jeff Goldblum than I do. Hoho, I don't think so!