Jeff Goldblum Selling Lightbulbs In Wack Ass Commercial

September 30, 2014

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This is a weird ass two minute commercial for GE Link LED lightbulbs starring every woman's favorite Jurassic Park visitor Dr. Ian Malcolm (Jeff Goldblum) and directed by Tim Heidecker and Eric Wareheim. The $15 bulbs last 22 years, can all be connected via a $20 hub, and controlled wirelessly from your smartphone. I just bought a dozen and I'm not even in the market for lightbulbs. That Jeff Goldblum though -- he could sell me anything. ESPECIALLY five cent kisses at a kissing booth. *smashing piggy bank on counter* Just go for three hours.

Keep going for the commercial.

Thanks to tam and Lydia D, who claim to have even bigger crushes on Jeff Goldblum than I do. Hoho, I don't think so!

  • Vampire Cop

    This is the greatest thing I've seen in my entire life.

  • TheQiwiMan

    ....so why doesn't the lighting magic transform that other dude, that guy that looks like that creep in the Human Centipede sequel..?

    I'm finding the scientific claims made by this commercial to be quite dubious....

  • Prain

    Praise Rang

  • Captain Matticus, LP Inc.

    This is the most beautiful thing I've seen

  • NES__still_the_best

    Was that Maury Povich at 18 seconds in? It sure as hell looked like him.

  • GeneralDisorder

    Unrelated to previous comment. Someone posted this joke on some Reddit comment section...

    How many Baby Boomers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

    None. But there's 10 of them blocking the ladder.

  • GeneralDisorder

    Where did they find the creepy IRL-Peter-Griffin to stand around smiling creepily? How much for a poor-man's Peter Dinklage?

    On an unrelated note, the bulb lasts 22 years but how long will that shoddy cheap network device that controls the bulbs? Methinks not 22 years.

    I bet the electricity savings are nullified or even obliterated by said network thingy.

    As for Jeff Goldblum... Doesn't he have something better to do? Gonna guess he doesn't. I mean... sure he has all those cult-following movies like Mr. Frost and... that other one I can't remember the name of.

  • Laura John

    123456

  • You forgot the number "DD".

  • mandymoorehol

    wack? try the best commercial in the history of television. over your head like an airplane my friend.

  • ODwanKenObi

    Clever girl.

  • Jenness

    This is so cheesy. Why do I want to buy it...OMG...I just outfitted my home in these - SUBLIMINAL GAHHHHHHHHHHH

  • Peter Schmidt

    Hardly subliminal...

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