Because this is the world we live in, this is the $20 SelfieBrush, an iPhone case with a thin mirror on the front and a brush on the back. It makes the perfect accessory for the vain woman in your life. Or man. Or a hairy cat. My cats used to love being brushed and getting their pictures taken. Unless the flash went off. If the flash went off they got pissed and went into f*** you scratch mode. *shivers* Nothing good ever came out of f*** you scratch mode.
Keep going for a couple more shots including a guide to the perfect selfie in case no matter how hard you try you always wind up looking like shit like everyone on my Facebook feed.
Thanks to E V I L A R E S, who is so evil whenever anybody asks if he'll take their picture he just holds their phone for a second, says he took a picture and it was great, then hands it back and leaves.