Insane Mechanised Wooden Desk With All Sorts Of Secret Compartments Built Over 200 Years Ago

September 19, 2014


In they sure as hell don't make them like that anymore news, this is an ultra-impressive wooden desk with all sorts of mechanized, moving parts and secret compartments. I LOVE secret compartments. It was built over 200 years ago without the use of any power tools. Probably because power tools didn't exist 200 years ago, but that's just a guess. Honestly, I started drinking at lunch and have just been watching videos at my desk until my boss leaves so I can get out of here for the weekend. Will he give me a last minute assignment to finish before Monday? PROBABLY. Will I tell him where he can shove that assignment? After I see him out the window heading to his car I will! I'm a badass and I don't take shit from anyone.

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Thanks to Bolo, who made a desk out of a door resting on two chairs. That, wow, that's what mine is too.

  • Mark Walton Arnold

    If this interests you, you should definitely play the iOS game The Room and its sequel. I love this stuff! I wanted to make gift boxes similar to this.

  • MustacheHam

    This can be used for both good and hiding the remote. >:D

  • The Magnificent Newtboy

    I love anything like this. If i was insanely rich I would buy this, spend a month investigating all the secret drawers and then be devastated at the lack of hidden jewels, artifacts and treasure maps.

  • S.M. Archer

    Wasn't this desk in "National Treasure 2:Book of something or other" - or is it Nic Cages personal desk?

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  • toasterStreudal

    All the hidden drawers in the world won't protect it from a good axe :)

  • asdfadfs

    ok, thats cool and all...but how do you reset all the mechanisms? video had a big hole in it's coverage

  • Marc Seamons

    So you put something important in one of the million draw and I know myself I would know what draw its in but forget how to open it!!!!!

  • Zirthran

    This better come with a pretty good instruction manual, otherwise you would lose your stuff forever!!!

  • Lu Cho

    this needs moar gifs

  • MustacheHam

    *server overloads and crashes*
    Geekologie is down for a few days. :D

  • The Room game

  • Sparksalot

    came here to say this

  • Beanhimself

    You could put your weed in there.

  • Sommer57

    They don't tell you this, but . . .

  • Jenness

    That's pretty sweet and for 300 kajillion dollars it can be yours.

  • disqus_k2QxOV9H7Z

    Transformers weren't that good at fighting back them...

  • GillianLife

    I 'd like to Share with you My Choice for Best Professional Studio Monitor Headphone what do you think about it?..

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